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The process of retirement planning continues in Casa de Bart thanks to the calendar advancing and receiving an official plan from a financial planner. The recommendations included increasing my savings, deferring my retirement until a later point, and reducing my expectations for post-retirement spending. Nothing too surprising, but the more I think about it, the more I realize how bloody improbable the whole business looks. Follow me on this; it might provoke your own thinking as well.

What IS Retirement, and How Likely Is It, Anyway?

Most people think they understand what retirement means, but a surprising number of people believe that they don’t need to save for retirement or that they’ll be able to live off of Social Security come the day they turn 65. If only!

Retirement is something that didn’t even become a real thing (if you believe Wikipedia) until the 18th century. It’s the notion that you no longer have the ability or willingness to work in a given field any longer and can take yourself out of the workforce. As retirement became a thing for the middle classes, the notion has changed quite a bit. Social Security for old age didn’t even become a thing in the United States until the Great Depression of the 1930s. There are a lot of criticisms of the U.S. Social Security process, which I won’t get into here; however, I would say this: it’s not a good bet to be a sole source of income in your old age. As a rather cynical Generation Xer, I have doubts that this “safety net” will even be around in its current form in 20 years; however, my inner cynic also realizes that no elected official wants to be the first to eliminate it completely.

Anyhow, the ideal retirement strategy for wage earners is to save enough over the course of your working life so that you’ll have some of your own money to live on in the years after you’re no longer working full time.

Some Reality Checks

I thought I was doing pretty well with my savings until I spoke to someone who actually does financial planning, and he awakened me to a few harsh realities:

What CAN You DO?

I don’t want to be all doom and gloom here. There are actions you can take, and the younger you take them, the better. Mind you, I’ve had friends in their 30s and 40s who are convinced they’ll never be able to retire, which is a fear that has caught me on occasion…I can see them finding my corpse slumped over my computer one day. Save what money you can anyhow.

A non-professional’s way of estimating how much you need to retire is to take a look at your basic annual expenses now and to multiply that number by the rate of inflation (2.5-3 percent per year in the U.S. for the last 30+ years) for each year until the year you could expect to pass on from natural causes. This is a relatively easy Microsoft Excel exercise. Now add up the totals from the year you plan to retire until the year you die. That is the amount of money you need to live on in inflated dollars. Ideally, you want to exceed that amount so you can live out your life from retirement until your demise.

Again, those numbers leave out things like what sort of growth can you expect out of interest or investment growth, but ideally whatever you save/invest is growing as well–and preferably at MORE than the rate of inflation. And yes, it’s fair to use your Social Security numbers in there, too. They should be sending you a statement every year.

Bottom Line

Retirement is a luxury activity, to be sure. It also makes a LOT of assumptions about the future (the number of caveats and fine print on my financial plan includes words that amount to “Past gains are are no guarantee of future performance.” You could die in a car crash tomorrow. They could find the cure to cancer next Tuesday. We could find ourselves basking in the wealth of an economy fed by resources from space. Financial planners are conservative because they have to be–they’re advising people on their money–so if my article here has scared you a bit, that’s okay; it scared me, too, when I started absorbing all this. They assume that things will remain relatively stable and that we’ll have an economy and banks and investments to draw upon in 20-40 years…but that there might be slight hiccups along the way. That’s still a good way to plan, so you might as well give it a try. I am.

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